My favorite part of Christmas morning used to be opening the stocking. My mom took great care to wrap each gift, including chapstick, deodorant and a toothbrush.
Oh, you noticed I only mentioned hygiene products? That's the other reason I loved opening my stocking. Each year, Mom gave me enough necessities to last until March, something I really appreciated when I was in college. She's so practical!
Vaseline: When I first moved to London, I trucked Vaseline across the Atlantic, in fear that the English wouldn't stock my favorite cure-all. But Superdrug and Boots had something better than the super-sized jar; they had the pocket-size tin! Perfect for a medicine cabinet and a perfect for a purse.
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts
She'll make ya breakfast
She'll make ya toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these
She uses vaseline
She uses vaseline
She uses vaseline
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